{"product_id":"fuck-the-old-firm-tote-bag","title":"'Fuck The Old Firm' — Tote Bag","description":"\u003ctable id=\"size-guide\" style=\"min-width: 360px;\"\u003e\n\u003cthead\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003cth style=\"padding: 10px;\"\u003e\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth style=\"color: #000000; font-weight: 500; text-align: left; font-size: 15px; padding: 10px;\"\u003eOne size\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003c\/thead\u003e\n\u003ctbody\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003eLength, in\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003e14.02\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003eWidth, in\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003e20.00\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003eHandle length, in\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003e25.00\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003eHandle width, in\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003e0.98\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003c\/tbody\u003e\n\u003c\/table\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eLet 'em know to 'Fuck The Old Firm' with this roomy organic cotton tote that carries more than groceries — it carries conviction. Stitched from 100% certified organic twill, it feels sturdy and substantial in hand while staying soft to the touch. The bold, stained-glass heart graphic and direct statement sit squarely on the front, turning this tote into an outspoken companion for street marches, market runs, or everyday errands. With a flat bottom and wide dual straps, it holds heavy jars, toteable ladders of books, or a weekend’s worth of essentials without losing shape. Thoughtfully certified (OCS, GOTS, OEKO-TEX, PETA-Approved Vegan), the bag aligns with mindful values while making a visible statement.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eProduct features\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e- 100% certified organic cotton twill (GOTS \u0026amp; OCS)\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e- Durable 8 oz\/yd² fabric with 30 lb (13.6 kg) weight limit\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e- Spacious 20″ × 14″ × 5″ dimensions (6 gallon \/ 23 l capacity)\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e- 1″ × 25″ self-fabric dual straps and flat-bottom open compartment\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e- OEKO-TEX Standard 100 and PETA-Approved Vegan certified\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eCare instructions\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e- Do not bleach\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e- Tumble dry: low heat\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eEU representative\u003c\/strong\u003e: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eProduct information\u003c\/strong\u003e: Econscious EC8001, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999\/44\/EC\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eCare instructions\u003c\/strong\u003e: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Do not bleach, Tumble dry: low heat\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"One size \/ Oyster","offer_id":54414001799497,"sku":"73437855980728836605","price":28.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0995\/6474\/9129\/files\/11779616341509036460_2048_custom.jpg?v=1779065053","url":"https:\/\/www.thecrookdemporium.com\/products\/fuck-the-old-firm-tote-bag","provider":"The Crook'D Emporium","version":"1.0","type":"link"}